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r_text[0] = "A conference is a gathering of important people who sungly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done - Fred Allen";
r_text[1] = "What is a cult? It just means not enough people to make a minority - Robert Altman";
r_text[2] = "If women ruled the world, there would not be wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days - Robin Williams";
r_text[3] = "If there had been three wise women instead of men, they'd have asked for directions, arrived on time, helped deliver the baby and bought disposable diapers as gifts - Jill Wood";
r_text[4] = "Smart girls know how to play tennis, piano and dumb - Lynn Redgrave";
r_text[5] = "A man is designed to walk three miles in the rain to phone for help when the car breaks down, and a women is designed to say, 'You took your time' when he comes back dripping wet - Victoria Wood";
r_text[6] = "I got into the ring with Muhammad Ali once and I had him worried for a while. He thought he'd killed me - Tommy Cooper";
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